phfa: Listen to my bed. ... It sounds so cliché

I love Grease 2 SO MUCH! It's my favourite movie ever. I like Michael. He's hot. I want him to have my babies.

EDIT: While this information may be correct, Alison is still evil.

Had the weirdest conversation with quite drunk, almost asleep Alison last night.

Ali: ...the backdrop
Me: What was that?
Ali: I'm not the backdrop. The goatse backdrop.
Me: ...what?
Ali: If meat spin had a goatse backdrop, it wouldn't be me, right? I don't want to be the backdrop.
Me: um...okay?
Ali: I'm not a goaste backdrop?
Me: You're not a ( Read more... )

Alison just re-enacted the soundtrack of Doctor Horrible with her breasts.

You know, back in the early days of this LJ (all the way back in November ) I used to update every day and yet these days it's nothing like that. Last post here was two and a half weeks ago. And yet I still spend most of my internet time on LJ. I'm just not usually in my own account. Damn dirty internet role playing ( Read more... )

Circe: Can you imagine what it would be like if you had a ninja up your bum?
Raen: It'd be like buttsex with Tim!

Hey baby! I'm back in the USSR! And by that I, of course, mean New Zealand. And I thought I had some really fascinating things to say here but now that I'm typing I'm proving myself wrong on that front ( Read more... )

I think my spam filter has been eating emails that aren't actually spam >_< I only just discovered this today, because as if I'm dedicated enough to sort through the millions of spams I get every day. But hopefully I've fixed it now and it won't eat things anymore. So if you've emailed me and I never replied: Hi! I'm not being rude! I probably just ( Read more... )

"I'd sodomise a mango."

Three guesses from which mango-obsessed person said this.

( MSN convo with Billy Corgan (*snerk*) )